Wanted

We are always hiring for your dream job, as long as you can convince us you’re the perfect candidate for it. What we mean is that we want you to pitch us on your skills and ambition.

We Need Many More Virtual Assistants

We’re always hiring virtual assistants: people who can do basic online tasks that we tell them to do. You have no idea how in demand you are if you just know how to execute anything well. To apply for this specific position, email Matt@SurpriseCapital.com with the subject line starting with “VA”.

Required

Most companies would put the obvious here: a strong work ethic is key to any job, for instance. You need to be at least 18 years of age; you must have a strong internet connection; you must be able to write speak English well enough to understand and be understood; you must be skilled at using computers to complete tasks.

Desired

We want amazing people who want to do amazing things. We’re looking for an entrepreneurial spirit and an uncrushable drive. Impress us with your cover letter, being specific as to how you can help us in ways that nobody else can.

Positions We’re Scouting For

Executive Assistants, who are basically virtual and personal assistants who have a particular focus on helping busy business executives execute especially effectively. Whether or not you’re a good fit depends on how much a particular executive likes working with you as much as it does on how good you are at helping executives. To apply for this specific position, email Matt@SurpriseCapital.com with the subject line starting with “EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT”.

Developers, who know many different technologies, particularly Selenium, jsoup, and other web automation code bases. To apply for this specific position, email Matt@SurpriseCapital.com with the subject line starting with “DEV”.

Entrepreneurs, to provide value in unimaginable ways. Sometimes we choose to invest in their companies, but mostly we just use their productive spirits to grow our company’s business powers. To apply for this specific position, email Matt@SurpriseCapital.com with the subject line starting with “STARTUP STARTER”.

Growth Hackers, who use data analytics and a plethora of clever tricks to grow the hell out of our companies, with incredible ROI. To apply for this specific position, email Matt@SurpriseCapital.com with the subject line starting with “GROWTH HACKER”.

Neuromarketers, to convince our customers and clients to spend more resources on helping us help them help us all, by controlling their brain through persuasion. To apply for this specific position, email Matt@SurpriseCapital.com with the subject line starting with “NEUROMARKETER”.

Salespeople, to convince our customers and clients to spend more resources on helping us help them help us all, but on a more individual level. To apply for this specific position, email Matt@SurpriseCapital.com with the subject line starting with “SALES”.